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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some of your shocking stories?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is our generation so unhappy?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do many women like tall men?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

What misfortune led to an important discovery?